The RPG

Yendar had a rough day so far and decided a shot of liqour or ten would make it all better. He went to the firt bar he found outside base and took a seat halfway down the bar. The bartender asked Yendar what he wanted and Yendar ordered a screaming forlak. It was a tall drink, black in color and as thick as tar. However, Yendar knew that 3 of these would have him still tipsy for the mourning formation. As he finally had a chance to relax he starting listening to the numerous conversations around him. A rough group in the corner were talking abnoxiously loud, which Yendar was trying to ignore. There were two young men in the corner playing pool talking about how pourly the other was playing, and there was a woman sitting alone at the end of the bar.

Yendar glanced over at the woman, she was drop dead gorgeous. He returned his gaze to his drink and finished it off. He sat there for a couple more hours and a few more drink later and got up to leave. He was so drunk he about fell over as he stood up but managed to maintain his balance and start stubbling to the door. When he was walking past the beautiful woman he heard her tell a man sitting next to her "Please just leave me alone."

Yendar stopped and drunkenly leaned up against the bar next to the man and said "She told you she isn't interested. So why dont you just go back to wherever you came from and play with yourself."

The man stood up and turned out to be nearly 7 ft tall and must have weighed close to 300 lbs. Yendar thought to himself "Damn...". The man said "Run along son before your mother grounds you for staying out to late.". This enraged Yendar and without thinking he rared back and punched the man with everything he had. The man merely looked at Yendar as if he had thumped him. Yendar then kicked the man in his groin and ran out of the bar into and cut down a alley across the street. The man was just as fast as Yendar considering how drunk Yendar was, so by the time Yendar had entered the alley the man from the bar was not far behind. Yendar knew he was gonna get a complete ass whooping so he stopped in his tracks and pulled out his gravity saber and started firing at the man until Yendar finally managed to hit him. Yendar didn't check to see if the man had died, he just continued to drunkenly run back to his baracks on base.