The RPG

Yendar was aimlessly wondering the streets in town just enjoying being away from the base for a while. As he passed a blacksmith shop he heard a man's scream from inside. Yendar couldn't help but to take a peak to see what the commotion was about. He entered the blacksmith shop and saw a man holding his own hand that was severly crushed and bleeding badly. 

Blacksmith: You! watch over my shop and take care of any customers that come in. I'm going to the doctor like NOW! My son will be here as soon as possible to relieve you.

Yendar: Um, ok boss. That looks pretty bad.......Bet it hurts huh?

The man cut a evil look at Yendar as he rushed out the door. Yendar looked around the shop at all the swords and armor and weapons. He was plundering through a display of knives when a woman walked in.

Woman: I want a axe to cut my husband's genitals off!

Yendar: Well since your mad enough to do that to him, im taking it is safe to say you want to cause him as much pain as you possibely can. Right?

Woman: Yea.

Yendar: Then forget a axe. Here is a dandy little contraption. It is a normal looking ink pen. But when you say "Kurishodo" the end of it splits into 8 barbs that must be cut out of a person, they can not simply pull it out.

Woman: YES!!! Here, i have 2,000 credits, is that enough?

The tag Yendar had pulled off read "500 credits Lifetime Warranty"

Yendar: Well it's priced at 3,000 credits, but for a beautiful woman such as yourself I think we can work something out.

The woman gave Yendar a long intense kiss and slid her contact information into Yendars front coat pocket. She then turned took the "ink pen" and placed 2,000 credits on the counter and left. Yendar logged the sale in the book and deposited 500 credits into the safe. He put the other 1,500 credits in his coat pocket along with the woman's number. After no more than 10 minutes, the blacksmiths son came in and thanked Yendar for watching over the shop as Yendar left.